"Okay, those guys in the black pajamas, they jumped me, and, and that rat... I saw *you* in the parking lot. That explains you. And you guys... Um... I have no idea where you came from."
— April O'Neil (when meeting the Turtles in the first film)
Ninja Star, Katanas, Kappa Katana, Super Spear-tipped Bo, Antler Lance Broadcastin' Bo, Cool Katana Blade, News Makin' Nunchaku, Scoop 'em Sai, tonfa Shogun Sai, Shogun Staff, Two Shgun Stars, Long Steel Sword Nasty Ninja Fright Star, Kowabunga Club, Wood and Stone Ninja Stars, Stone Stickin' Knife, Stone Age Saddle & Reins Her brains and her laptop, tessen, (in her 2012 incarnation) Tessen (bladed hand fan), (and in some incarnations) her deductive/information gathering skills as a reporter